I'm Maris, a carbon based lifeform that loves music & gets lost in multiple fandoms; Chaotic brazilian mind messing around planet Earth. Self-taught photographer and dreamer.
You could beat him up so easily, but why would you want to? He’s probably the kind of person who jumps at loud noises and cries at children’s movies. Don’t fight Wes Anderson.
Quentin Tarantino Who wins: You
DO IT. The guy’s 52 and not exactly in the best shape. Also, he has a foot fetish and is probably a meme-loving fuck, so it’s not like it would be hard to justify fighting him. The only downside is that if you beat the shit out of him he’ll probably get a boner.
David Fincher Who wins:David Fincher
I hate the (extremely overused) phrase ‘no fucks given’, but David Fincher is the epitome of it. He will kick your ass.
Woody Allen Who wins: The whole world
Okay, I CANNOT stress this enough. If you think you know Woody Allen’s whereabouts, PLEASE find him and destroy him. He’s 79 years old, I guarantee you can take him. Be the hero this world needs.
Spike Jonze Who wins: You
Same as Wes Anderson. Maybe smack some sense into him so he’ll stop fuckin with the Coppolas though.
Xavier Dolan Who wins: Xavier Dolan
This dude has done literally everything and is 26 years old, even if he can’t physically beat you up, he wins anyway because chances are none of us will ever accomplish as much shit as he has.
David Lynch Who wins: Neither of you
There is no reason for you to fight him. The worst thing anyone’s ever said about this man is that he got annoyed at Isabella Rossellini for the way her cooking smelled when they were dating. Also, if the guy is willing to drench himself in espresso and proceed to play the trumpet, he’d probably be extremely unpredictable in a fight, it’s not worth the risk.
Alejandro González Iñárritu Who wins: Alejandro González Iñárritu
I don’t actually know who would win, but he just seems like he could kick someone’s ass, and would probably be willing to do it. Definitely would not mess with him.
